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I was rhyming with words in the car one day, and we passed by Vassar College so I decided to rhyme with Vassar.. which turned out to be a tremendous task. The only word I could think of was bastard, but I was young and had no idea it was inappropriate. My aunt just looked at me like "Don't say that in front of grandma and grandpa that's a bad idea" and they just stopped talking the rest of the car ride and it was forgotten.

I'm exhausted but it's too late in the afternoon to nap so instead I'm going to try to stay up a little longer and go to bed at like 9. Tomorrow is my last day this week that I have to work/open.. but it will also be my 6th in a row and frankly, although I'm surprisingly okay with waking up super early and working at 5:45 am, it catches up to you after a few days. But I get Friday and Saturday off! Which means I'm going out Friday night and having more than one drink! Wow, that'll be the day. Friday night I'll probably get a "Hey.. can you open tomorrow?" call. And I'll be like LOL NO. (:

Today was weird.. and I'm just going to blab quickly about this guy I work with. An odd one.

He's 19, but he looks like he's about 12. And he acts about the same age. Now, i'm not saying that I dislike people who are immature necessarily or that like to chat or whatever it is.. but there is a limit. And he meets it. Let me give you some examples.

My manager decided to give him and I our breaks at the same time today.. so of course he awkwardly asks if he can sit with me and I awkwardly tell him that I didn't mind.. even though I had been planning to make a phone call. He then proceeded to fill my nap time with his life story, which to be honest.. nice that you have one, but I barely know who you are and frankly, it doesn't interest me.
Then, later when we're back and working again, I was training a new girl on her first day, and he comes up to me and says, 'Hey, come here!' in an 'I need help' way. So I go over and ask what's up, and he asks me where the soap for the sink to wash dishes is. He's standing right in front of where it should be, so I tell him it should be there and turn around to go train the new girl again (who was standing at the register looking at me like she needed assistance). And he shouts 'WAIT! But it isn't here!'. Then I turn around and say to him, "Look. If it isn't there, and that's where I told you that I would assume it would be, then what makes you think I would know where else to look? Ask the manager, please." and proceeded to go back to my work.
And again, later, he does one last, completely rude and unnecessary thing. I was running drive through while training a newer girl on drive through for her first time, and training a girl in the front for her first day. The front girl asks for me so I go to her and ask what she needs, and there he is, odd boy behind the counter. He had just clocked out minutes ago and wanted food. The new girl says to me "He says you need to take his order." We only get our employee discount once during a shift and I had WATCHED him take his earlier during our breaks. And either way, I'm not allowed to give discounts anyway and he knows that. So I asked him, ".. What's up?" To which he proceeds to order his food. I interrupt him halfway through his first item and say "Wait. Why can't she do this?" To which he replies "Because I want you too!". I had had enough. I was running drive through almost completely by myself, including bagging orders, and trying to make sure front was running smoothly enough. My manager was up my ass (rightfully so, because it's super hard to keep up service times in that situation so I don't blame her) and I didn't have time to take minutes to take his order (he always decides to order super super super slow). I, instead of blowing up at him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Look. You know I'm training two people right now while running drive through and trying to keep service times. You know I don't have time. You know I'm busy." And I told the new girl to please take his order and went back to what I was going.

I just don't get it. Ugh.